December 2011
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You will never guess the enemy’s plan!!! And Aragorn will never be king of...
– Saruman in the Return of the King
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Watching the Two Towers
*Sam drops his box*
Dad: what’s in the box? What’s in the box?!?
so this dreamcast for a live-action spongebob is...
robertdowneyed:
thegestianpoet:
mark sheppard as plankton
micheal cera as sandy
bruce willis as patrick
misha collins as spongebob
nic cage as squidward?
michael fassbender for larry the lobster
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Boromir let’s not pretend this argument with Aragorn is about “trusting” elves over men
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So here’s what I’m getting:
Frodo and Sam, obviously, and maybe Merry and Pippin, but I like those guys fine as just like cousins so they can just be that. But Gimli and Legolas, definitely. A lot of sexual tension there. Aragorn has clearly been around the block. Hes into Boromir now but there was obviously something in the past with Legolas, and I think I’m getting some past...
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Dad: so wait this is a more important elf city than Rivendell?
Me: yeah, this is where the elves who actually get shit done live.
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Nothing much just watching Lord of the Rings and...
#canonasfuck
I just realized that in Philosopher's Stone,...
He straight up refers to him as Lord Voldemort.
YOU CAN CALL ME VOLDEMORT. WE’RE THERE. WE’VE REACHED THAT POINT.
QUIRRELMORT: IT’S CANON
thin, pretty, big tits. your basic nightmare.:... →
foundingfatherfest:
Hamilton casually tossed his sons into snowbanks during the winter and shoved snow down their shirts (at least the little ones who couldn’t fight back).
When he was alone, he sometimes danced to imaginary music in his head.
He fawned over his children in such am overly…
Best of Patrick Star!!!
marcheebehbeh:
I LOVE YOUU =))
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sandcastles in the sand.
that awkward moment when 'midnight in paris'...
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mrlovett:
*insert Inception noise here*
This is exactly what I thought when I first saw it haha.
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That incredibly awkward moment when you watch American Psycho and the parts you’re most afraid/scared of is when he kills the dog and tries to kill the cat
Craig totally mentioned this
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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure...
– William Gibson (via nightmaredoll)
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son of a bitch I'm sick of these dolphins.
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What happened to Jacqueline?
She didn’t really love me.
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What was in the box Blaine gave to Kurt?
animejune:
Maybe it was Holly Holliday’s head.
Who did this
be my best friend
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